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| frusnak |
 Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 6:05 am Post subject: Let see... |
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LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT
IF YOU CROSS THE MEXICAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET TWO YEARS IN PRISON
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD
LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM
AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY
AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO
POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET...
A JOB,
DRIVERS LICENSE,
SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
WELFARE,
FOOD STAMPS,
CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
FREE EDUCATION,
FREE HEALTH CARE,
A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRYS FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DONT GET ENOUGH RESPECT
AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION
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| DKnightSr |
| Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 1:17 pm Post subject: |
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Yes Mr Frusnak, you've got it right.
Here in Montana, a gay rights push for gender preference bathrooms has been approved. In other words, if you are a gay man, feeling you are a female, you can use the same latrine as my little girl. ( As long as I don't see you that is, this is also a legal carry state)
I'm thinking Iceland may be my next home of record. Incredible national debt....but at least they have their priorities, morals, values, and beliefs rooted in the same place I do.
It is quite apparent that the liberals have won, and Nikita Kruschev was absolutely correct when he said we would fall from within and never a shot would be fired.
I have a "20 letter". That means I've served 20 plus years in the military, and am entitled to a retirement. The only reason I continue is "hope springeth eternal in the heart of the fool". I wonder more and more why I keep going. |
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| t-bag |
| Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:29 am Post subject: |
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I believe "conservatives" are as much to blame as "liberals"
The system is indeed broken and the current political environment (liberal vs conservative) is making it worse. I can't even watch the news anymore it's all hyper-politicized, taken out of context drivel.
And the whole political correctness crap... that's unbelievable for gender preference bathrooms... so does that mean a private business now has to have 3 or more restrooms? or is it public buildings? Are family restrooms required there also? Either way it's retarded.
Yes, retarded. It's a word. Relax Sarah. |
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| HervyFarmer |
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| Alanna.Adams6 |
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