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| superinvestor |
 Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:32 am Post subject: President Bush |
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George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech.After his talk
he offers question time.One little boy puts up his hand and George
asks him what his name is.
"Bob".
"And what is your question, Bob?"
"I have 3 questions.
First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more
votes?
And third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess.When they resume George
says, "OK, where were we?
Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts up his hand . George points him
out and asks him
what his name is. "Steve"
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have 5 questions.
First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the
UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?!
And fifth, Where is "Bob"? !!
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| 1(888)SNOWPLW |
| Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:52 am Post subject: |
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Bush, he's an an oilman.
Word is oil men are slick. |
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| Blotch |
| Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:45 pm Post subject: |
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Heh, good joke. Although I personally like Bush  |
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| Grimreaper |
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Dubya during the recent supreme court hearings (which took place shortly after hurricane Katrina) when axed about his opinion about the new supreme court justice's opinion on "Rowe vs Wade".
Dubya: "I already voiced my opinion. When it was clear we weren't going to be able to get those people out of New Orleans they should have used whatever method necessary to get themselves out."  |
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| 1(888)SNOWPLW |
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