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| Hal E. Burton |
Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:18 am Post subject: sure way to make money |
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Investment advice
If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
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| taylorsaltamachia |
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| Had heard this quote before. But, again one year ago Nortel stock ain't that bad. You would still get more than your Bud Weiser's can. |
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| Hal E. Burton |
Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:07 am Post subject: |
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You can always double your money by folding it in half!  |
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| txga |
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| Hal E. Burton wrote: | You can always double your money by folding it in half!  |
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| chr1stopheryoon |
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| Slim_80 |
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| That makes me re-think my investment strategy. Thanks. |
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You would have to wait till you drank the $1000 worth of BW to fool youself into thinking that folding the money would double it. But I like the concept  |
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| nice post ... made me laugh |
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| what kind of obscene stuff is that??? who would like to earn even a penny this way? genuinely, tell me... |
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| spencer |
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 3:28 am Post subject: Re: sure way to make money |
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| Hal E. Burton wrote: | Investment advice
If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
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That's what most people do hehe... |
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| txga |
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| Hal E. Burton |
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| XzxRAVENxzX |
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| Good plan, good luck with the drinking |
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