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| Im Not Warren Buffett |
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| Grimreaper wrote: | I'll take 1000 TSCM Apr 7.50 puts at .25 centavos each!  |
I'd like to see you actually buy that. |
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| Grimreaper |
| Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:37 pm Post subject: |
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XOM Apr 70 puts are at 1.05 at the close. I'll take 5.  Jim's tawget fo XOM is now $100...and this price target came after he silently switched from being a bear on Earl to being a bull. Why did Jim do it silently? Because he was wrong...right Jim? As Jim mentioned in his show last night, XOM was rising over $1 a day for a few days. I think this is the reason why Jim couldn't hold back on da BUY BUY BUY call any longer. Today's axshun in XOM?  Da Cramer effect.  Watch XOM and let's see if Jim has created a top in oil for the 4th consecutive time...right Jim?
TSCM still!!!...@ 9.78! I figured this POS would be trading down by now...even though da mawkets are currently closed. |
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| frusnak |
| Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:05 pm Post subject: |
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Maybe a boat was missed here?
The USS POS  tickets going for more than $12.00 by Christmas? |
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| Grimreaper |
| Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:10 pm Post subject: |
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| Im Not Warren Buffett wrote: | | Grimreaper wrote: | | I'll take 1000 TSCM Apr 7.50 puts at .25 centavos each! |
I'd like to see you actually buy that. |
I doubt you can buy those but if it gets to $12 by X-mas I'll tell ya what....I'm sho gonna try real hard. |
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| Grimreaper |
| Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:24 pm Post subject: |
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Listen to this dumass tawkin bout how he made his flock of idiots a ton o'muny on ATI this past year. I remember making a post about ATI when it hit $90 midyear and Cramer was pumpin it. It then quickly got cut in half almost! A Cramer flunkie comes on Lightening Yer Wallet Round and axed about it and Cramer says SELL SELL SELL at the low! Results of that trade were net zero if you bought at $31 like he said he wreckomended...and then bought again at $85+ when he was pumpin the midyear top! Now he says it is still a great value at $88+!!! Yo Jim! Fa-Q!!! Here's what I think of yer "play o'da year"...I'll take (3) Apr $70 puts at 2.15 each. Idiot!  Gimme 5000 AUY Apr 10 puts at .35 each since you are so stoopid that you figured you may as well pump another commodity play at a double top besides. Thanks Jim!
TSCM @ 9.25 Still too high! |
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| Im Not Warren Buffett |
| Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Grimreaper wrote: | | Im Not Warren Buffett wrote: | | Grimreaper wrote: | | I'll take 1000 TSCM Apr 7.50 puts at .25 centavos each! |
I'd like to see you actually buy that. |
I doubt you can buy those but if it gets to $12 by X-mas I'll tell ya what....I'm sho gonna try real hard. |
I seriously doubt you've looked at either TSCM or whatever the hell that mining company he mentioned was, because the open interest on the puts is significantly less than the position you want to "take". You can't buy 1000 if there are only 100 out there... |
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| Grimreaper |
| Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:19 am Post subject: |
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| Grimreaper wrote: | I gots GOOG, I missed SHLD although I stated my case. The third play in Cramer's longterm axis of evil is GS. I will initiate a chort here as it makes a new 52 week high with (2) GS Jan 190 puts at 5.40. Be glad you only bought 1 share sheeple.
TSCM @ 8.83. |
Gonna bump these GS 190 puts out until Apr. (3) Apr 170's at the 3.25 closing price. I'll be back with a UARM chort latta ooooon. It appears Cramer has his kids trained to be as big an idiot as he is. Cramer pumpin UARM agin last night just because it is the only sportswear his spoiled daughter will wear. I'll be back with this great chort play.
TSCM @ 9.65 |
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| Grimreaper |
| Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:07 am Post subject: |
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UARM didn quite make it through $50...and that's what I wanna see. But these Apr 40 puts are close enuff that a day or 3 ainna gonna make a diffrunce so I'll take (3) @ 1.90 at the close....thanks Jim!
TSCM @ 9.55 |
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| Grimreaper |
| Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:52 am Post subject: |
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Cramer pumpin AKAM agin during the "It's only .50 off the 52 week high...how can I STOP TRADING?!!!" segment on CNBC so I'll buy (3) Feb $50 putsat 2.60 ea.
TSCM @ 9.48 |
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| Grimreaper |
| Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:25 am Post subject: |
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| Grimreaper wrote: | | Grimreaper wrote: | I gots GOOG, I missed SHLD although I stated my case. The third play in Cramer's longterm axis of evil is GS. I will initiate a chort here as it makes a new 52 week high with (2) GS Jan 190 puts at 5.40. Be glad you only bought 1 share sheeple.
TSCM @ 8.83. |
Gonna bump these GS 190 puts out until Apr. (3) Apr 170's at the 3.25 closing price. I'll be back with a UARM chort latta ooooon. It appears Cramer has his kids trained to be as big an idiot as he is. Cramer pumpin UARM agin last night just because it is the only sportswear his spoiled daughter will wear. I'll be back with this great chort play.
TSCM @ 9.65 |
Ahhh...da moment o'truth fer GS. Earnuns report comin here bafo da bell. If da street doan like da numba GS falls in a BIG way. Ifn it is perceived a good numba they will probly drive da pig to $250!....bein dat da chorts will jump ship in a hurry as da sheeple rush in ta buy....that's the genrul mawket sentiment nowadays. BTW, these Apr 190's will still finish in da muny bafo April...even if they drive da beeeyotch to $250! Let's find out if Cramer should have warned his flock to take some off...I'm anxious ta find out.
TSCM @ 9.44...which means Cramer better come up with some news ifn he's gonna getit through $10 by X-mas |
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| Grimreaper |
| Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:55 am Post subject: |
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Cramer just recognized FFIV as a great play as it trades about $1 from the 52 week high. He says, "If AKAM gets a 63 multiple and we compare FFIV to AKAM then FFIV is cheap!" Just the type o'anal-ysis I was lookin fer so I'll take a chort term gamble with (5) Jan 70's @ 1.50 ea.
TSCM @ 9.46...hurry up n git through $10 dammit! |
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| Grimreaper |
| Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:07 am Post subject: |
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Time to tap back into da mind o'da moron. I'm sure Jim's pump of RIMM has a little more than sumthin ta do with this rally in RIMM so even though it still will need to take out this 138.31 high I'll take it! The smallest and best bet I see right now is June 2007 135 puts at 11.20...I'll take one, Bob.
TSCM @ 9.46 Will sumbody please call da Lightening Yer Wallet round tonight and mention this one please! Here's what you say "BOOOOYAAAAAAAH JIM! I just wanted to tell you that not only do I worship you like you are a saint....I also bought 5 copies of the new book! I'm givin yer book away as X-mas gifts! Anyway, Thanks for what you do for us small investors. I think I know a way to play the genius of Jim Cramer! BUY BUY BUY TSCM!...BOOOOYAAAH JIM!"
That outta jack er up at least a few centavos.
Sidenote: The same caller will also be giving away SIRI radios....he bought SIRI stock on Jim's wreck and figured a good way to get the price up would be to buy a whole bunch of SIRIously stoopid radios as X-mas gifts. |
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| Grimreaper |
| Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:46 am Post subject: |
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Cramer back pumpin TM again...so naturally it is time to retake my successful chort agin da mind of an idiot. Gimme (3) TM April 120 puts at the current 3.10. Thanks Jim!
TSCM @ 9.31 Goin lower?  Jim, you need sumbody to call in on tanight's Lightening Yer Wallet Round! You know the scenario...first they mention da book...and then they mention TheSCaM! |
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| SemirB |
| Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:09 pm Post subject: |
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Well...Well... Well...I just happend to watch jim tonight. He told us that the managers are having a bad time and they are going bearish on all our favorite stock like GOOG and AAPL. ohhh its time to buy. boooyaa. ski daddy. So I will take a buy for goog at 450.
And I'll take a bit out of apple at 81 on the following trading day. After all You were wrong about GOOG once against me, are you going to wrong against crammer? |
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| Grimreaper |
| Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:14 am Post subject: |
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| SemirB wrote: | Well...Well... Well...I just happend to watch jim tonight. He told us that the managers are having a bad time and they are going bearish on all our favorite stock like GOOG and AAPL. ohhh its time to buy. boooyaa. ski daddy. So I will take a buy for goog at 450.
And I'll take a bit out of apple at 81 on the following trading day. After all You were wrong about GOOG once against me, are you going to wrong against crammer? |
True enuff....now dat Cramer is getting a tad mo bearsih it should signal a rally in both AAPL n GOOG. Basides dat, AAPL's neggy 40 mil OBV n GOOG's neggy 5 mil OBV alone tell ya a rally is due. I doubt you will git $450 entry on GOOG so ya may wanna chase it! As fer as my take vs yer take we'll let da buyin public figure out who would have made mo money in da options pits...those who lissened ta me or you. Basically AAPL and GOOG have done nuthin for 6 weeks because a 10% move up or down gits ya nowhere based on da bloated prices ov each. BUT! ifn fokes lissened ta you and bought GOOG calls when it wassa at 492 and on its way to 513 they made jack....whereas ifn they bought da puts they made sum nice chachingo. As fer as sentiment on each o'these POS I'm sure idiots will chase because both are heavily hyped and idiots like a good story. In the end when GOOG is a $50 stock and AAPL is a $10 stock you will be wundrin what you wassa thinkin....and of course you will be saying to avoid because it will be as obvious to you as going long is right cheeeya right now. Congrats, you kin consider yerself the "average investor" |
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