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raspberry24
PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:41 am Post subject: Weird laws Reply with quote

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Chicago Laws:

-Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
-It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.

Oklahoma Laws:

-Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
-Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.
-People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

California Laws:

-It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
-Women may not drive in a house coat.
-No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

Minnesota Laws:

-A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
-It is illegal to stand around any building without a good reason to be there.
-All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.
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PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2005 5:49 am Post subject: Reply with quote

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do the dogs or the owners have to get the permit in oklahoma?
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where did you get that list
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1(888)SNOWPLW
PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:33 pm Post subject: Chicago laws Reply with quote

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It is not illegal to throw snow balls at cars........


In more then one state I think

Seriously, believe it or not that is supposedly a law.


Last edited by 1(888)SNOWPLW on Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:03 am; edited 1 time in total
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Here's a weird law that actually went into effect! let's see ya beat this, in my town here in Fla a guy actually got probation for having sex with a household pet! I don't care how good lookin a dog is, there should be at least some jail time, don'tcha think? the good news is that he was so embarrassed about having to register with the Humane Society as a sex offender that he left town, how that for a tale from the "don't try this at home" archives?! Laughing Laughing some of you fokes isn't gonna find this story funny, that's OK, I gots more! Wink
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They have been saying that about farmers in Siberia for years.

Gots to be very desperate to have sex with an animal.

Grim you know you have had sex with an animal thousands of times. Don't say you have not got it on with the bull.











The "a pose able thumb" and his 4 friends.

lol

Cool
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Benjamin
PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:20 am Post subject: Reply with quote

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Don't make it personal!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:52 pm Post subject: Reply with quote

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-No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

well i sure hope that would be a law ahahahaha. wouldnt wanna be cought driving a car without a driver Smile!
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Can you picture a guy in the passenger seat saying .. "I am sorry officer .. I told the car it should slow down"

Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:03 am Post subject: Reply with quote

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rykarde wrote:
Can you picture a guy in the passenger seat saying .. "I am sorry officer .. I told the car it should slow down"

Laughing


lmao!


Where did that info come from??
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:31 am Post subject: Reply with quote

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check this out...

http://www.dumblaws.com/
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My state is trying to pass a law requiring keg buyers to provide information about the timing and location of the party they're buying it for at the time of purchase, thinking this will curtail college partying and underage drinking... Do they not understand that people are gonna drink one way or another if they want to?...
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:22 am Post subject: Reply with quote

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I believe that in London, you are allowed to shoot a Scottish (might be Welsh) person with a bow and arrow if they are out after 11 pm.
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I had a Welsh instructor for AP US Gov't in NC...I've always found that funny. It gave us a broader view of political systems, and the debates were always fun... Laughing
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i wish my history teachers actually graded stuff in high school, but i guess thats what i get for going to high school in california

ITS NOT A TUUUUMOR!
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