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| Grimreaper |
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 1:44 pm Post subject: |
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Thaaaas right...I wuz gonna paint da mutha pink but I gots all this heeeya black chit layin round since da Tursdey bafo da Mon whenst dat Meredith Whitney beitch got paid off er threatened by da Evil Empire dat she outta change er tune on dem banks. Can't say I'za blame er none since nobudy wants ta show up fer dinner wit a bullit in der head Anyhoo, I'za gonna take da moanin off en let da moneyrunners run dem dere banks up a tad bein dat tain't no reazun whyst BAC shouldn'ta traded ta 15 anna fitty today but it didn I'm wreckin dis'll be yer best chance azz any ta get into dat dere PRS thingy at da peak of freshness ifn yer lookin ta maximize losses.  |
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 8:16 am Post subject: |
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| Grimreaper wrote: | Thaaaas right...I wuz gonna paint da mutha pink but I gots all this heeeya black chit layin round since da Tursdey bafo da Mon whenst dat Meredith Whitney beitch got paid off er threatened by da Evil Empire dat she outta change er tune on dem banks. Can't say I'za blame er none since nobudy wants ta show up fer dinner wit a bullit in der head Anyhoo, I'za gonna take da moanin off en let da moneyrunners run dem dere banks up a tad bein dat tain't no reazun whyst BAC shouldn'ta traded ta 15 anna fitty today but it didn I'm wreckin dis'll be yer best chance azz any ta get into dat dere PRS thingy at da peak of freshness ifn yer lookin ta maximize losses.  |
Izza lookin like yous gots da pump now whuddabout da dump?  |
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:42 am Post subject: |
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| frusnak wrote: | Ahhhh...excuse me is there a competition going on or is this JUST a rant!?  |
Come on, of course there's a competition going on. But in what world would that interfere with a good old rant session on eI?
Yo buddy git wit da program.  |
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:48 am Post subject: |
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| Grimreaper wrote: | I'm wreckin dis'll be yer best chance azz any ta get into dat dere PRS thingy at da peak of freshness ifn yer lookin ta maximize losses.  |
| Grimreaper wrote: | Ov course da entire Mort Gage insurunce seckter goes BK....includin yer PRS thingy, so dat makes dat seckter da MOST piggish of em all. Da tradin deks at da Evil Empire ov GS is already "telegraphin" wassa gonna happun right thur. Ya jist needs ta look at da 10 day chart o'PRS and ya kin see da quick "fake-ola" ta $1 dallah. Ya might wanna haz sumbody waitin at da high dat wuz set dis past Gwen's Day on da open so ya kin git da name o'da next o'kin fo da idiot dat pays da numba dat takes out that thur high. PRS will be joinin these udder POS in bankruptcy cort TGIC, PMI, FMD ...da whole buncha dumb. |
Da clown dat wassa "tryin" ta maximize losses by buyin da $3.70 high in PRS dinna know da sella da CEO.
"Looks like" da SEC bees good fo somethin fo once.  |
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:06 pm Post subject: |
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Yezzum...we see'd da pump nows ya's wonderin whenst the dump. Da question I bees wonderin is wether er not da compooterized trading deks at the Evil Empire ov GS can top out everythang at the EXACT same time Dat wud mean thisn right cheeya needs to trade belowst $15 dallahs DUG ....dat means thisn right cheeeya wud need ta retest $24 dallahs VIX ..thaaas right....da volamatility index....Dat also wud mean da dallah would come down a tad azz dere be no fear...which be bad fer thisn right cheeeya UUP ...couple o'gapolas thur. Besides dat DUGgie thang I bees pazishuning mit thisn FAZ ...and thisn SRS I sed FAZoo wud hit $24 dallahs...but I missed by .07 centavos ....so fer. I buyded SRS at 12 ana qwata and 11 anna qwata but eliminated haffa dat steak yestermaday at 12.28 spot dead on.....azz I wait fo thisn right cheeeya HGX ...to take out "da numba" ...which is "clearly" visibull on da 10 day chawt. You see it....doancha?  |
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:54 pm Post subject: |
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| Im Not Warren Buffett wrote: | | frusnak wrote: | Ahhhh...excuse me is there a competition going on or is this JUST a rant!?  |
Come on, of course there's a competition going on. But in what world would that interfere with a good old rant session on eI?
Yo buddy git wit da program.  |
ooops... eye fogotz wha we bees bout n dem dingz cuz eye ferngetz meself at timez. chort dem pigs n pos!!!  |
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Grimreaper wrote: | Yezzum...we see'd da pump nows ya's wonderin whenst the dump. Da question I bees wonderin is wether er not da compooterized trading deks at the Evil Empire ov GS can top out everythang at the EXACT same time Dat wud mean thisn right cheeya needs to trade belowst $15 dallahs DUG ....dat means thisn right cheeeya wud need ta retest $24 dallahs VIX ..thaaas right....da volamatility index....Dat also wud mean da dallah would come down a tad azz dere be no fear...which be bad fer thisn right cheeeya UUP ...couple o'gapolas thur. Besides dat DUGgie thang I bees pazishuning mit thisn FAZ ...and thisn SRS I sed FAZoo wud hit $24 dallahs...but I missed by .07 centavos ....so fer. I buyded SRS at 12 ana qwata and 11 anna qwata but eliminated haffa dat steak yestermaday at 12.28 spot dead on.....azz I wait fo thisn right cheeeya HGX ...to take out "da numba" ...which is "clearly" visibull on da 10 day chawt. You see it....doancha?  |
I'm "guessin" da numba wud be da 108.68 high... but dats justa guess. I doanna know da chawts.  |
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Im Not Warren Buffett wrote: | | Grimreaper wrote: | Yezzum...we see'd da pump nows ya's wonderin whenst the dump. Da question I bees wonderin is wether er not da compooterized trading deks at the Evil Empire ov GS can top out everythang at the EXACT same time Dat wud mean thisn right cheeya needs to trade belowst $15 dallahs DUG ....dat means thisn right cheeeya wud need ta retest $24 dallahs VIX ..thaaas right....da volamatility index....Dat also wud mean da dallah would come down a tad azz dere be no fear...which be bad fer thisn right cheeeya UUP ...couple o'gapolas thur. Besides dat DUGgie thang I bees pazishuning mit thisn FAZ ...and thisn SRS I sed FAZoo wud hit $24 dallahs...but I missed by .07 centavos ....so fer. I buyded SRS at 12 ana qwata and 11 anna qwata but eliminated haffa dat steak yestermaday at 12.28 spot dead on.....azz I wait fo thisn right cheeeya HGX ...to take out "da numba" ...which is "clearly" visibull on da 10 day chawt. You see it....doancha?  |
I'm "guessin" da numba wud be da 108.68 high... but dats justa guess. I doanna know da chawts.  |
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To any newbies out there. Do not feel bad if you can not understand what is being said here. This is a special stock language specially developed to communicate secretly amongst established member. INWB..for instance had to go to college to be able to speak as good as he can now. Grim has a doctorate degree in grimalese.  |
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:02 am Post subject: |
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Da numba fo HGX bees 108.64...  |
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:33 am Post subject: |
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| Grimreaper wrote: | Da numba fo HGX bees 108.64...  |
Bullchit! I wassa right dare anna den you gotsta screw me ova fo centavos.  |
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:44 am Post subject: |
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| Im Not Warren Buffett wrote: | | Grimreaper wrote: | Da numba fo HGX bees 108.64...  |
Bullchit! I wassa right dare anna den you gotsta screw me ova fo centavos.  |
Aight...108.68 fugya! FooKing college kidz...always wanna in thur beer cuz they doan even reelize thurs alredy pisss init. BTW, since you bees doin all dat spewage ova yonder at da frathouse bout PRS n how GOOG it is n everythang....make sho I gits da proper credut whenst I brang it down this time...again.  |
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:53 am Post subject: |
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| Im Not Warren Buffett wrote: | | Grimreaper wrote: | Da numba fo HGX bees 108.64...  |
Bullchit! I wassa right dare anna den you gotsta screw me ova fo centavos.  |
See what I mean folks...notice how much harder it is to understand Grim!
(beez hides, dem screwd eachudder all dee timez!) |
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Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:58 am Post subject: |
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| Grimreaper wrote: | | Im Not Warren Buffett wrote: | | Grimreaper wrote: | Da numba fo HGX bees 108.64...  |
Bullchit! I wassa right dare anna den you gotsta screw me ova fo centavos.  |
Aight...108.68 fugya! FooKing college kidz...always wanna in thur beer cuz they doan even reelize thurs alredy pisss init. BTW, since you bees doin all dat spewage ova yonder at da frathouse bout PRS n how GOOG it is n everythang....make sho I gits da proper credut whenst I brang it down this time...again.  |
I doanna drink da cheapola horsepeez me "colleagues" do only da fiiinest quality brewskis... like fawties ov Milla High Life.
Ackshooally, I bees savin America threw me "liquidity progrums" Oblahma wants usta "buy American" and dat meens I only drinkit ifn it bees made and ownd right cheeya in thism fine country. Dontchu wish you wassa Sooperhero?
Ima outta PRS... justa waitin fo da carnage to restawt.  |
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| Grimreaper |
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:20 am Post subject: |
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Wellst ...da govmint couldn even wait till afta da mawkets closed to close down thisn CNB ...no biggie...only a cuple hunnert branches er so and basides....da plunge perrteckshun team is biddin up da bank dat's gonna take ova da entire mess so's dat it doan "look like sumphin's wrong" ....dat be why thisn's rampin I'm sho BBT Ya see..they "gotsta" transfer a ton o'muny into da coughers ov BBT so da FDIC ainna on da hook...cuz da FDIC can't afode no biggun like CNB goin down...dey'd hasta axe Congress fo mo muny...anna Congress wud has no choice butta say no cuz it'd be targut practice in Wash D.C. Shud be an intrusting attanoon ov tradin tho. Millur Low Life huh?....I pegged you azza Schitz Malt licker kind ov guy...ya gots big wheewels on yer mini van I'm wreckin?  |
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Grimreaper wrote: | Wellst ...da govmint couldn even wait till afta da mawkets closed to close down thisn CNB ...no biggie...only a cuple hunnert branches er so and basides....da plunge perrteckshun team is biddin up da bank dat's gonna take ova da entire mess so's dat it doan "look like sumphin's wrong" ....dat be why thisn's rampin I'm sho BBT Ya see..they "gotsta" transfer a ton o'muny into da coughers ov BBT so da FDIC ainna on da hook...cuz da FDIC can't afode no biggun like CNB goin down...dey'd hasta axe Congress fo mo muny...anna Congress wud has no choice butta say no cuz it'd be targut practice in Wash D.C. Shud be an intrusting attanoon ov tradin tho. Millur Low Life huh?....I pegged you azza Schitz Malt licker kind ov guy...ya gots big wheewels on yer mini van I'm wreckin?  |
Ackshoolly Ima mo ov a "GOOG" beer guy. I doanna drink pizz from da Mexicalis, and I doanna have a mini van eeetha.
Whatchyoo be thinkin bout da fare valyoo loans at da banks dey hidin dare losses, or is da mawket not "efficient" like all da finance and econ profs says? Da assets "might" be ritten up any day now, dats been a "possibility" fo a year o two now.  |
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