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Dave Rathbun
PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:04 am Post subject: Funny Advertisement... Reply with quote

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So there was the advert at the top of the page as I'm going through the board. I had to laugh when I read all of the text.
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High Yield Returns, 4%+
Earn daily dividend. Join us. Serious investors only. $5 minimum.

I get the "high yield" part. I'm seriously skeptical about the daily dividend part. But I loved the last two... don't they just seem to go together?

Serious investors only.
$5 minimum

Geez, I've only got $3.50. I guess I can't be a serious investor. Laughing
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Benjamin
PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:43 pm Post subject: Reply with quote

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Thats the big time.

Let me check my coin jar I'm gunna be a millionaire!
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Im Not Warren Buffett
PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:25 pm Post subject: Reply with quote

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You found an ad like that here? Confused
The $5 minimum is really throwing me... this is serious?

And I've been wondering, Ben, how does the advertising for the site get selected? Sometimes there is some pretty... interesting?... stuff to be found there.
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Dave Rathbun
PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:57 pm Post subject: Reply with quote

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Im Not Warren Buffett wrote:
You found an ad like that here? Confused
The $5 minimum is really throwing me... this is serious?

Yes, it is serious. Smile It was an ad displayed on the Million e$ portfolio when I checked it earlier today.

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And I've been wondering, Ben, how does the advertising for the site get selected? Sometimes there is some pretty... interesting?... stuff to be found there.

The google or yahoo ads are based on "context", meaning text on the page. I use google on some of my own sites, and it's amazing how well it can work. On the other hand, if a topic goes off track (not that we ever see that happen here) then the ads go off track too. Smile
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