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| Im Not Warren Buffett |
 Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 8:00 pm Post subject: |
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Parking tickets suck, if you want to get one I advise calling a police officer a meter maid.
Thats a long story best left for another day. |
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| geb9696 |
| Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:20 am Post subject: |
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| Didnt you get 2 tickets in the same week when you did that? |
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| frusnak |
| Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:45 am Post subject: |
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You know what?....I have never had a parking ticket  Although I have gotten two speeding tickets  |
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| Im Not Warren Buffett |
| Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 1:33 pm Post subject: |
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No, I've gotten one parking ticket and one speeding ticket. At this rate, I'll break the 100 ticket barrier by the time I'm 50 (Yes, I just calculated it out, I'm actually due for another one before my next birthday). And the speeding ticket was complete B.S. and everyone knows it. According to a certain retarded cop, who was obviously important considering:
1. He had an Impala, whereas the non-n00bs get Crown Vics.
2. He was working the midnight shift.
3. He kept forgetting stuff in his car, and later realized he ran out of tickets (he sent me one in the mail).
4. After about 10 minutes of questioning, he realized I wasn't DUI (I don't drink), so he was essentially pissed that he screwed that up.
5. In NJ, the real cops are all about racial profiling. He was probably a young idealist correcting this injustice through income profiling, i.e. pull over people in nice cars. |
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| frusnak |
| Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 1:52 pm Post subject: |
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There's a flaw in your formula...your foot will become lighter and you will only park in malls. This is inevitable because you will get married and have 2.3 children  |
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| Im Not Warren Buffett |
| Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:22 pm Post subject: |
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My foot probably won't become lighter, and my car will only get faster.
And I am never having kids. |
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